Glamous Life

So taking a page from my own life which is now entirely currently engulfed in running the show in Edinburgh, I was emailed a guide to surviving the Edinburgh Fringe Festival including such gems as make sure you pack lots of condoms for all the sex you will be having, drink lots of water to offset all the alcohol you'll be consuming and make sure you give yourself just enough to sober up before your show.  Do you think this is a tip list, or a wish list?  Where are these sex parties?  Should I go there and flyer?  Is it sad that at the end of the day all I want is a cup of tea and a scone?  And maybe a nap?

Sometimes I really do feel a bit like a saucy virgin in a brothel.  Ah well, beat of our own drummer, I suppose.  Journey on, you party animals.